Where's Jesse?

I have nothing interesting to say this week. I've been pretty bored and mostly playing Assassins Creed 2. I did move to dayshift this week and that's pretty awesome and all but... meh. I feel like I need some excitement in my life. Maybe a new friend is in order. Guess it's online dating for me.

The only other thing I have to share at the moment is the suicide note written by todays IRA attacker. Read it here. It's very interesting and you'll have a hard time arguing against the man (also, reading it. It's longer than a motha[censored].

Until next time my smelly yet unbelievably sexy readers.

Word of the day: Presidents day edition

lob·by·ist

noun

a person, acting for a special interest group, who tries to influence the introduction of or voting on legislation or the decisions of government administrators

Word of the day: Valentine edition

ar⋅dor

–noun

1. great warmth of feeling; fervor; passion: She spoke persuasively and with ardor.

2. intense devotion, eagerness, or enthusiasm; zeal: his well-known ardor for Chinese art.

3. burning heat.

Happy Valentines Day

God, today has been such a romantic day! Woke up hung over as shit, walked over to Jack in the Box and had an extremely healthy grilled cheese sandwich. Oh man, that thing is so good for your heart. Returned to Richard's casa to productively whoop my friends asses on Super Smash Bros Melee. Countless, hardworking hours were put to good use there. After all this, I placed my hands on this thick, beautiful, sensuous, black computer keyboards and proceeded to finger my way into networking Richard's computer and Playstation together.

Tonight I'm heading over to the Silent movie theatre to catch a series of clips from cheesy love films followed by a cheesy 80's love film. Should be a very erotic evening. After that I'll be heading back to my place where I'll vigorously [censored by editor].

Please enjoy this video

Word of the day

fa⋅ce⋅tious

–adjective

1.	not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark.

2.	amusing; humorous.

3.	lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous: a facetious person.

Taken from Dictionary.com

Coachella wish list

WOO HOO! Coachella is almost here and I can not fucking wait to get ultimate trashed to some of my favorite bands. Beach House, Grizzly Bear, Fever Ray (OMFG, Fever Ray!), Camera Obscura, and Thom fucking Yorke.

Now, even though I think this years Coachella line up is amazing, here are a few bands that would have made it orgasmically amazing had they been invited -

Fuck Buttons

The Pains of Being Pure at Heart

Daniel Land and the Modern Painters

Ulrich Shnauss

Dan Deacon

Animal Collective

Radiohead

Flaming Lips

Pixies

Girls

And of course, Morrissey

Word of the day

Main Entry: oc·clude

Pronunciation: \ə-ˈklüd, ä-\

Function: verb

Inflected Form(s): oc·clud·ed; oc·clud·ing

transitive verb
1 : to close up or block off : obstruct

2 : Sorb

intransitive verb

1 : to come into contact with cusps of the opposing teeth fitting together
2 : to become occluded

Taken from /www.merriam-webster.com