My new favorite film: HAUSU

Jesus Christ, what a movie. The New Beverly has been screening this hidden little gem for the past week and boy is it not to be missed. It's everything the word fantastic was made for. What exactly is it, you ask? I do not know. No one has been able to accurately describe this weird ass 1977 Japanese film from Nobuhiko Obayashi. The best description I can come up with is a children's horror story told by a man on LSD. Yes, it's awesome. Check this out immediately.

I'M BACK!

So i took the time to rework my Facebook page and came up with what could be my most satisfying self description I've ever written.

Check it out:

I drive around this city in my black, leather jacket taking in the sights, sounds and cool winds as I ride on my shiny, black... scooter. Yup... a scooter. As I ride around on my shiny, black scooter I see many interesting people/places/events that subconsciously hardwire themselves into little stories I make up in my head involving made up people, in made up situations which get tweaked, re-imagined and dramatized for days, months, and sometimes years until they finally reach a stage in which I deem them worthy of paper.

As I spend God knows how long (is there a God?) translating these thoughts into a format best understood by the masses, I tend to get sidetracked by my love of the arts. Too much time is spent catching the weirdest film screening in town and following it with awesome live music. Save me.

Other procrastinating events that take place in my world are: spending countless hours reading in coffee shops, going to museums, fantasizing about learning how to surf, avoiding anything that involves the word cooking, sweating up a storm at the gym, trips to new and afar places,camping, last minute and completely spontaneous as well as impulsive drives to Vegas in the middle of the night, art shows, and more drunken debaucheries than i'd like to admit.

I am what some would refer to as a film school grad.

Sorry

I'll get back to writing on here soon. In the meantime enjoy this hilarious video that was shown to me a few weeks ago.

Where's Jesse?

I have nothing interesting to say this week. I've been pretty bored and mostly playing Assassins Creed 2. I did move to dayshift this week and that's pretty awesome and all but... meh. I feel like I need some excitement in my life. Maybe a new friend is in order. Guess it's online dating for me.

The only other thing I have to share at the moment is the suicide note written by todays IRA attacker. Read it here. It's very interesting and you'll have a hard time arguing against the man (also, reading it. It's longer than a motha[censored].

Until next time my smelly yet unbelievably sexy readers.

Word of the day: Presidents day edition

lob·by·ist

noun

a person, acting for a special interest group, who tries to influence the introduction of or voting on legislation or the decisions of government administrators

Word of the day: Valentine edition

ar⋅dor

–noun

1. great warmth of feeling; fervor; passion: She spoke persuasively and with ardor.

2. intense devotion, eagerness, or enthusiasm; zeal: his well-known ardor for Chinese art.

3. burning heat.

Happy Valentines Day

God, today has been such a romantic day! Woke up hung over as shit, walked over to Jack in the Box and had an extremely healthy grilled cheese sandwich. Oh man, that thing is so good for your heart. Returned to Richard's casa to productively whoop my friends asses on Super Smash Bros Melee. Countless, hardworking hours were put to good use there. After all this, I placed my hands on this thick, beautiful, sensuous, black computer keyboards and proceeded to finger my way into networking Richard's computer and Playstation together.

Tonight I'm heading over to the Silent movie theatre to catch a series of clips from cheesy love films followed by a cheesy 80's love film. Should be a very erotic evening. After that I'll be heading back to my place where I'll vigorously [censored by editor].

Please enjoy this video